Pagan Lightbulb Jokes

How many solitary witches does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
One.

How many Sumerians does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
All of them.

How many Dianics does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Dianic women does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
That's W-I-M-M-I-N...AND IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY!

How many Druids does it take to change a Light bulb?
501. One to change the bulb, and 500 to align the stones.

How many ceremonial magicians does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
Just one. He stands still and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a Light bulb?
Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!

How many Pagans does it take to change a Light bulb?
Six. One to change it, five to sit around complaining that light bulbs
never burned out before Christians came along.

How many witches does it take to change a Light bulb?
Depends on what you want it changed into...

How many Buckland witches does it take to change a Light bulb?
"Refer to my second book, 'Practical Light bulb changing' by
Raymond Buckland..."

How many New Agers does it take to change a Light bulb?
(in a sing-song voice)We don't use light bulbs, we just charge our
crystals and watch them glow...

How many astrologers does it take to change a Light bulb?
Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!

How many Asatruar does it take to change a Light bulb?
None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, thank you.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a Light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many Pentacostals does it take to change a Light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine others to pray against the powers of darkness.

How many T.V. evangelists does it take to change a Light bulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, 
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How many Alexandrians does it take to screw in a Light bulb?
That's the Maiden's job. Maiden- make it so.

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a heck of a lot of light bulbs.

How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?

How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
2

How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two
engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?